Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize