OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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