Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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