I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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