butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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