This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he was CRYING into my vagina
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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