HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I am midnight drunk by noon
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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