shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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