I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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