I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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