Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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