Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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