Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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