ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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