I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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