We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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