It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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