Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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