This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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