And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I currently don't understand fingers.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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