gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My balls are so social today.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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