is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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