I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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