: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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