And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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