I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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