Sponge bath it is.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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