Barsexuality is the new black.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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