Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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