About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
