I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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