So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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