Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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