im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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