That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
