you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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