you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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