question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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