Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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