it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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