he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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