their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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