Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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