Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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