ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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