Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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