I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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