i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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