Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I will pee on everything he values.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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