Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize