Dual....:-)
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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