She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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