Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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