so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he thought i was a dude.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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