So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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