i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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