You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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